The Black Eyed Peas used to be called The Peas until they met Tajiri's buzzsaw kick.
Justin Bieber sucks ass. Just ask Tajiri.
In accordance to quantum theory, there is no actual reality at a subatomic level. Yet, if Tajiri mists you in the eyes, you're not going to see anything anyway.
Tajiri is the reason forests are green.
Scientists say that green is the most appeasing color to the human eye, but not if that green is in the form of Tajiri's poison mist.
Tajiri once put a volcano out with lighter fluid.
Tajiri created God. Tajiri destroyed God. Then Tajiri wrote The God Delusion to cover it up.
The tooth fairy once had to claim Chapter 13 because of Tajiri's buzzsaw kick. (I'll let you think about that one for a minute)
Jesus once walked on water. Chuck Norris once swam through land. Tajiri once broke both of their jaws with one kick.
Tajiri once built a time machine with a flux capacitor, then went back in time to destroy the time machine he'd built. The only problem was that he had to get through Tajiri to do it. Which, of course, was no problem for Tajiri.
There is no such thing as gravity. You stay where Tajiri wants you to stay.
New York is on the east coast because Tajiri put it there.
And have you ever wondered where Old York is? Much like Atlantis, it serves as an example of why we should keep Tajiri happy.
There is no such thing as an atheist so long as Tajiri is a particle reality.
One time I heard a man insult Tajiri. The next day, he climbed aboard The Challenger.
Superman once called out Tajiri. Yeah, well he's fucking worm-food now, isn't he?
The universe isn't expanding. It's running away from Tajiri.
All your base are belong to Tajiri.
Tajiri's mist has a half life of 4.7 billion years. The earth is roughly 4.7 billion years old. We're at 50% here, people!
Tajiri will give us cold fusion when he's good and damn ready.
4He* → 4He + γ + 24 MeV (ratio=10−6) In this equation, He = Tajiri.
Alright, that's all I have right now. All hail Tajiri!
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