Yoshihiro Tajiri puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Yoshihiro Tajiri shredded the periodic table of elements because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
Once, a teacher of Tajiri gave him an F on an assignment. That man is now green, recovering from internal injuries and working at a Stucky's where he's convinced his coworkers that his father was a tree.
Yoshihiro Tajiri can eat a Rubix Cube and crap it out successfully finished.
Yoshihiro Tajiri's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Yoshihiro Tajiri.
Ghosts are the product of Yoshihiro Tajiri killing people faster than death can process them.
