Yoshihiro Tajiri puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Yoshihiro Tajiri shredded the periodic table of elements because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
Once, a teacher of Tajiri gave him an F on an assignment. That man is now green, recovering from internal injuries and working at a Stucky's where he's convinced his coworkers that his father was a tree.
Yoshihiro Tajiri can eat a Rubix Cube and crap it out successfully finished.
Yoshihiro Tajiri's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Yoshihiro Tajiri.
Ghosts are the product of Yoshihiro Tajiri killing people faster than death can process them.
Yoshihiro Tajiri doesn't get drunk, he gets awesome.
Yoshihiro Tajiri got too awesome at a pub one time in Tokyo. Unfortunately, all that was left in the pub's bathroom was dripping green mist and half a toilet.
One time a bartender messed up Tajiri's order. His head can now be found in Russia stuck into a wall. But if it is removed, the wall will surely crumble. The origin of the bartender is yet to be identified.
Yoshihiro Tajiri once led a horse to water, then made him drink, then turned the horse into glue with his bare hands while figuring out colt fusion in his head.
田尻義博1回水をし、彼には彼の頭の馬の融合を模索して接着剤を素手で馬になって飲ませた馬に導いた。
Einstein is only credited with the theory of relativity because Tajiri lets him be credited with it.
ため、田尻彼にそれを入金することができますアインシュタインは相対性理論の理論と入金されます。
There once was a man from Nantucket who wished he was as big as Tajiri.
が一人ナンタケットから人として、彼は田尻と同じ大きされました望んだされました。
Tajiri was originally offered the leading role in Calamari Wrestler but turned it down - he thought only having eight extremities was boring.
Whether in Hustle, NJPW, IWGPW, IWA, FMW, ECW, WWE or anywhere else; there is only one "Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri. So, I thought I would take a moment to reflect on my favorite of all time by posting some very little known facts about Tajiri.
You can always tell when Tajiri attended a Bukkake Party because not only will you find green stuff every where, but the upper half of the girl's body won't be found at all. It's now in space, which is also known as Tajiri's ceiling.
The only thing more deadly than Yoshihiro Tajiri is Yoshihiro Tajiri's twin brother: Yoshihiro Tajiri
Some say that Tajiri's mist comes from somewhere in the orient and is made of rare and exotic herbs. But the truth is that Tajiri's mist is manufactured in the nuclear warhead storage facility in his throat and is made up of poisons and toxins that grow wildly on his perfect but deadly teeth.
Underneath Tajiri's beard, there is not a chin - there is only another fist. And below that, there is yet another fist. And below that, there is finally a chin. And I think below that there is a pineapple.
Once after slaying a pregnant dragon and hunting Sabretooth Tigers with his bare hands, Yoshihiro Tajiri counted to infinity twice.
This is a blog started to update and illustrate Japan's first experiment in sports entertainment; Hustle.
Japan has a long relationship with professional wrestling, however, Hustle was the first in Japan to relay United States-style Sports Entertainment upon Japanese television, and we want it back. Hustle is known for its comedy, as many say the comedy is the only part of the show that hits harder than the action.
Booked primarily by Nobuhiko Takada and Yuji Shimada, the promotion’s basic premise pits the babyface, or good guy, HUSTLE faction whose goal is to “defend the industry”, against Generalissimo Takada’s heel, or bad guy, Monster Faction, whose mission is to destroy the sport. Unlike the traditional puroresu, the company emphasizes melodrama and caricatures over realism and athleticism. The group once maintained a close affiliation with mixed martial arts promoters PRIDE Fighting Championships when both were owned by Dream Stage Entertainment, or DSE.
Fans in the U.S. consider HUSTLE to be an answer to Takada's original wrestling style, the serious shoot style, having lost its popularity in Japan as a result of the UWFi vs. NJPW feud and the rise of PRIDE and K-1.
As of 04/24/07, Hustle's ownership group (made up of former DSE employees) became "Hustle Entertainment" and former Kami no Puroresu editor Noboru Yamaguchi (who was part of the original Hustle brain trust) became President of the new organization. The group is still running their business at the old Dream Stage Entertainment offices, which became the PRIDE Worldwide Holding offices.
Earlier in 2007, HUSTLE ran a storyline where General Takada bought out HUSTLE for 1 billion Monster dollars and that everyone within the HUSTLE army became part of the Takada Monster Army. Some wrestlers received new gimmicks, like Naoya Ogawa turning into "Celeb" Ogawa, where he acted like a celebrity. The storyline was in response to DSE's bleak future due to financial troubles caused by yakuza scandals; DSE would eventually close doors after PRIDE Fighting Championships was officially bought out by Zuffa (the organization that owns UFC).
In July of 2009, the leader of the Monster Army, Generalissimo Takada was "killed" when a new enemy by the name of "King RIKI" (played by actor/singer Riki Takeuchi) showed up at the "HUSTLE AID 2009" event and repelled one of Takada's lasers, sending it back towards him and wounding him. The following show the Monster Army was disbanded, as the direction of the company started to change.
In August of 2009, President Noburo Yamaguchi stated that HUSTLE would be entering a new era. Straying away from the over the top storylines & gimmick-oriented "Fighting Opera" style that made them popular, to a more traditional wrestling "Professional Fighting" style.
Hustle president Nobuo Yamaguchi announced on October 28th that the promotion was folding. He made the announcement that they were out of money, and could no longer pay the staff and the wrestlers. He said that the scheduled 10/29 show at Korakuen Hall was canceled, as are all the rest of the shows on the schedule. Since Nobuhiko Takada left the promotion as the top heel, interest had gone way down. Many of the shows were before small crowds, and most of those crowds were papered. While nobody would say so publicly, they were behind on paying a lot of the wrestlers, and the demise of the promotion has been expected for the last couple of months. Yamaguchi said his goal was to eventually bring the promotion back.
This is a video that aired in the introduction of 2006's Hustlemania event. It illustrates the history of Hustle at the time.
And here are a couple of gems from my second favorite male Hustle performer, Hardu Gay aka Razor Ramon HG aka HG aka Hard Gay
