Did you ever wonder what happened to the No. 1 Pencil? Well, Tajiri happened to it.
The Final Fantasy timeline is the way it is because Tajiri doesn't like direct sequels.
Tajiri knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is, but Waldo can't find Tajiri.
Monday, February 21, 2011
More Tajiri Facts!
The Black Eyed Peas used to be called The Peas until they met Tajiri's buzzsaw kick.
Justin Bieber sucks ass. Just ask Tajiri.
In accordance to quantum theory, there is no actual reality at a subatomic level. Yet, if Tajiri mists you in the eyes, you're not going to see anything anyway.
Tajiri is the reason forests are green.
Scientists say that green is the most appeasing color to the human eye, but not if that green is in the form of Tajiri's poison mist.
Tajiri once put a volcano out with lighter fluid.
Tajiri created God. Tajiri destroyed God. Then Tajiri wrote The God Delusion to cover it up.
The tooth fairy once had to claim Chapter 13 because of Tajiri's buzzsaw kick. (I'll let you think about that one for a minute)
Jesus once walked on water. Chuck Norris once swam through land. Tajiri once broke both of their jaws with one kick.
Tajiri once built a time machine with a flux capacitor, then went back in time to destroy the time machine he'd built. The only problem was that he had to get through Tajiri to do it. Which, of course, was no problem for Tajiri.
There is no such thing as gravity. You stay where Tajiri wants you to stay.
New York is on the east coast because Tajiri put it there.
And have you ever wondered where Old York is? Much like Atlantis, it serves as an example of why we should keep Tajiri happy.
There is no such thing as an atheist so long as Tajiri is a particle reality.
One time I heard a man insult Tajiri. The next day, he climbed aboard The Challenger.
Superman once called out Tajiri. Yeah, well he's fucking worm-food now, isn't he?
The universe isn't expanding. It's running away from Tajiri.
All your base are belong to Tajiri.
Tajiri's mist has a half life of 4.7 billion years. The earth is roughly 4.7 billion years old. We're at 50% here, people!
Tajiri will give us cold fusion when he's good and damn ready.
4He* → 4He + γ + 24 MeV (ratio=10−6) In this equation, He = Tajiri.
Alright, that's all I have right now. All hail Tajiri!
Justin Bieber sucks ass. Just ask Tajiri.
In accordance to quantum theory, there is no actual reality at a subatomic level. Yet, if Tajiri mists you in the eyes, you're not going to see anything anyway.
Tajiri is the reason forests are green.
Scientists say that green is the most appeasing color to the human eye, but not if that green is in the form of Tajiri's poison mist.
Tajiri once put a volcano out with lighter fluid.
Tajiri created God. Tajiri destroyed God. Then Tajiri wrote The God Delusion to cover it up.
The tooth fairy once had to claim Chapter 13 because of Tajiri's buzzsaw kick. (I'll let you think about that one for a minute)
Jesus once walked on water. Chuck Norris once swam through land. Tajiri once broke both of their jaws with one kick.
Tajiri once built a time machine with a flux capacitor, then went back in time to destroy the time machine he'd built. The only problem was that he had to get through Tajiri to do it. Which, of course, was no problem for Tajiri.
There is no such thing as gravity. You stay where Tajiri wants you to stay.
New York is on the east coast because Tajiri put it there.
And have you ever wondered where Old York is? Much like Atlantis, it serves as an example of why we should keep Tajiri happy.
There is no such thing as an atheist so long as Tajiri is a particle reality.
One time I heard a man insult Tajiri. The next day, he climbed aboard The Challenger.
Superman once called out Tajiri. Yeah, well he's fucking worm-food now, isn't he?
The universe isn't expanding. It's running away from Tajiri.
All your base are belong to Tajiri.
Tajiri's mist has a half life of 4.7 billion years. The earth is roughly 4.7 billion years old. We're at 50% here, people!
Tajiri will give us cold fusion when he's good and damn ready.
4He* → 4He + γ + 24 MeV (ratio=10−6) In this equation, He = Tajiri.
Alright, that's all I have right now. All hail Tajiri!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Yoshihiro Tajiri is STILL, STILL Awesome!
Yoshihiro Tajiri puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Yoshihiro Tajiri shredded the periodic table of elements because the only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
Once, a teacher of Tajiri gave him an F on an assignment. That man is now green, recovering from internal injuries and working at a Stucky's where he's convinced his coworkers that his father was a tree.
Yoshihiro Tajiri can eat a Rubix Cube and crap it out successfully finished.
Yoshihiro Tajiri's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. Nobody fools Yoshihiro Tajiri.
Ghosts are the product of Yoshihiro Tajiri killing people faster than death can process them.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Tajiri is Awesome Again.
Yoshihiro Tajiri doesn't get drunk, he gets awesome.
Yoshihiro Tajiri got too awesome at a pub one time in Tokyo. Unfortunately, all that was left in the pub's bathroom was dripping green mist and half a toilet.
One time a bartender messed up Tajiri's order. His head can now be found in Russia stuck into a wall. But if it is removed, the wall will surely crumble. The origin of the bartender is yet to be identified.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
なぜなら、彼は義弘クソ田尻の 2 - Because He's Yoshihiro Fucking Tajiri part 2
Yoshihiro Tajiri once led a horse to water, then made him drink, then turned the horse into glue with his bare hands while figuring out colt fusion in his head.
田尻義博1回水をし、彼には彼の頭の馬の融合を模索して接着剤を素手で馬になって飲ませた馬に導いた。
Einstein is only credited with the theory of relativity because Tajiri lets him be credited with it.
ため、田尻彼にそれを入金することができますアインシュタインは相対性理論の理論と入金されます。
There once was a man from Nantucket who wished he was as big as Tajiri.
が一人ナンタケットから人として、彼は田尻と同じ大きされました望んだされました。
Tajiri was originally offered the leading role in Calamari Wrestler but turned it down - he thought only having eight extremities was boring.
田尻もともとCalamariレスラーで主導的役割を提示されたが断った-彼は唯一の8四肢を考えて退屈だった。
The last eclipse was not an eclipse at all. Tajiri was trying to take a cat-nap and was forced to buzzsaw kick the sun.
日食最後に、すべての日食ではなかった。田尻猫をしようとしていた昼寝とBuzzsawのことを余儀なくされた日キック。
Forests are only green because they've all pissed Tajiri off at one point or another.
森林は緑ているためにしたすべての酔って田尻オフに1ポイント、または別の場所に。
Tajiri can speak English, Japanese and Braille.
田尻英語、日本語、点字を話すことができます。
Once, Yoshihiro Tajiri had a cake and ate it too. He then buzzsaw kicked the bakery into space because he doesn't like lemons.
一度、田尻義博のケーキが、あまりにもそれを食べた。その後、Buzzsawの空間にあるパン屋さん追い出さため、彼はレモンのが気に入らない。
When life give Tajiri lemons, he makes Orange Juice.
生活が田尻レモンを与えれば、オレンジジュースになります。
Tajiri is the only man alive who can buzzsaw kick you in the back of your face.
田尻町の唯一の男Buzzsawのあなたの顔の後ろの方をけることができる生きている。
Pearl Harbor happened because a restaurant in Hawaii messed up Tajiri's order.
のためのハワイのレストラン、田尻の注文をめちゃめちゃに真珠湾攻撃が起こった。
田尻義博1回水をし、彼には彼の頭の馬の融合を模索して接着剤を素手で馬になって飲ませた馬に導いた。
Einstein is only credited with the theory of relativity because Tajiri lets him be credited with it.
ため、田尻彼にそれを入金することができますアインシュタインは相対性理論の理論と入金されます。
There once was a man from Nantucket who wished he was as big as Tajiri.
が一人ナンタケットから人として、彼は田尻と同じ大きされました望んだされました。
Tajiri was originally offered the leading role in Calamari Wrestler but turned it down - he thought only having eight extremities was boring.
田尻もともとCalamariレスラーで主導的役割を提示されたが断った-彼は唯一の8四肢を考えて退屈だった。
The last eclipse was not an eclipse at all. Tajiri was trying to take a cat-nap and was forced to buzzsaw kick the sun.
日食最後に、すべての日食ではなかった。田尻猫をしようとしていた昼寝とBuzzsawのことを余儀なくされた日キック。
Forests are only green because they've all pissed Tajiri off at one point or another.
森林は緑ているためにしたすべての酔って田尻オフに1ポイント、または別の場所に。
Tajiri can speak English, Japanese and Braille.
田尻英語、日本語、点字を話すことができます。
Once, Yoshihiro Tajiri had a cake and ate it too. He then buzzsaw kicked the bakery into space because he doesn't like lemons.
一度、田尻義博のケーキが、あまりにもそれを食べた。その後、Buzzsawの空間にあるパン屋さん追い出さため、彼はレモンのが気に入らない。
When life give Tajiri lemons, he makes Orange Juice.
生活が田尻レモンを与えれば、オレンジジュースになります。
Tajiri is the only man alive who can buzzsaw kick you in the back of your face.
田尻町の唯一の男Buzzsawのあなたの顔の後ろの方をけることができる生きている。
Pearl Harbor happened because a restaurant in Hawaii messed up Tajiri's order.
のためのハワイのレストラン、田尻の注文をめちゃめちゃに真珠湾攻撃が起こった。
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