Tuesday, February 9, 2010

なぜなら、彼は義弘クソ田尻の - Because He's Yoshihiro Fucking Tajiri

Whether in Hustle, NJPW, IWGPW, IWA, FMW, ECW, WWE or anywhere else; there is only one "Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri. So, I thought I would take a moment to reflect on my favorite of all time by posting some very little known facts about Tajiri.



You can always tell when Tajiri attended a Bukkake Party because not only will you find green stuff every where, but the upper half of the girl's body won't be found at all. It's now in space, which is also known as Tajiri's ceiling.







The only thing more deadly than Yoshihiro Tajiri is Yoshihiro Tajiri's twin brother: Yoshihiro Tajiri



Some say that Tajiri's mist comes from somewhere in the orient and is made of rare and exotic herbs. But the truth is that Tajiri's mist is manufactured in the nuclear warhead storage facility in his throat and is made up of poisons and toxins that grow wildly on his perfect but deadly teeth.



Underneath Tajiri's beard, there is not a chin - there is only another fist. And below that, there is yet another fist. And below that, there is finally a chin. And I think below that there is a pineapple.



Once after slaying a pregnant dragon and hunting Sabretooth Tigers with his bare hands, Yoshihiro Tajiri counted to infinity twice.



1 comment:

  1. a well deserved write up on the Japanese Buzzsaw, Tajiri.You know, it's too bad that high-fliers like him don't get top billing more often. Oh yeah, you left out the fact that Tajiri will be the one to prevent the end of Earth on December 21, 2012.

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